From Jay Leno's monologue:
"It’s now illegal to feed the homeless in Orlando, Florida. Have you seen the fat people walking around Disney World? We should make it illegal to feed them."
It's nice to see Orlando's compassion highlighted on national TV. It brings back the good old days of Florida election jokes like:
If you don't like the way we count, then take
I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.